Call me Dragon released

Call me Dragon. It's the last thing you'll ever do!


I had so much fun writing this tale, I can hardly tell you. The inspiration was the cover, which I found while browsing for something quite different.
 
Blitz the Devastator is a fireless, lonely dragon who would rather be painting artworks than doing any actual devastating. One day, largely by accident, he kidnaps the Black Rose of the Desert, Princess Azania.
 
As a black Princess, she is by definition the most beautiful woman in the 17 realms. Knights swoon at her feet - which is awkward with a Dragon in the way. Unless they slay him first, of course.
 
Azania, being a less than conventional royal, promptly sets about arranging matters to her satisfaction.
 
Oh no! Who will save the Dragon from the Princess?



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