Marc Secchia

  Call Me Dragon Dragon Fires Rising Book 1 by Marc Secchia Genre: Humorous Fantasy Call me Dragon. It’s the last thing you’ll ever do. Blitz the Devastator has never done a decent day’s devastating in his life. Fireless, artistic and shunned by his Dragon Clan, he struggles to pillage even the meanest village. A future full of misery and failure beckons. This much is true until the day the burly brown Dragon successfully – imagine that – kidnaps the Princess Azania. As a black Princess of T’nagru, this spirited beauty is by definition the most unforgettable woman in the seventeen realms. Knights errant, men-at-arms and sundry Princes expire at her feet in drivelling worship. Unfortunately, they all want his scaly head on a platter shortly thereafter. Goes with the territory. To Blitz’s consternation, the royal nuisance refuses to behave herself and be a typical pampered Princess. With humour, unconventional flair and the odd stomp of her diminutive slipper, she se

Call me Dragon. It's the last thing you'll ever do! I had so much fun writing this tale, I can hardly tell you. The inspiration was the cover, which I found while browsing for something quite different.   Blitz the Devastator is a fireless, lonely dragon who would rather be painting artworks than doing any actual devastating. One day, largely by accident, he kidnaps the Black Rose of the Desert, Princess Azania.   As a black Princess, she is by definition the most beautiful woman in the 17 realms. Knights swoon at her feet - which is awkward with a Dragon in the way. Unless they slay him first, of course.   Azania, being a less than conventional royal, promptly sets about arranging matters to  her  satisfaction.   Oh no! Who will save the Dragon from the Princess? Available on Kindle and Kindle Unlimited, and in Print.